Sometimes Sunday is the best day for drinking.
Sometimes one glass of wine makes you tipsy because you forgot to eat all day.
Sometimes you get drunk before dinner.
Sometimes you make stir-fry while drunk.
Sometimes you forget how to cut carrots.
Sometimes you’re drunk and you eat all the mushrooms before you cook them.
Sometimes you have to look at the recipe 4 times because you have drunk ADD.
Sometimes you tell yourself you’re only going to have half a bottle of wine tonight, but then you’re already two glasses in before dinner is ready.
Sometimes you think, “That’s cool, I can just have one more glass,” and then you laugh because that is totally ridiculous, why would you ever do that?
Sometimes you dance around your kitchen and then forget you’re cooking and then freak out because shit is burning.
Sometimes it’s not even 7pm and you’ve had nearly half a bottle of wine.
Sometimes your dinner is ready but all you want to do is have a dance party.
Sometimes you can’t remember whether it’s “your” or “you’re”.
Sometimes you manage to eat your dinner, but then you’re really drunk so you feel like dancing, so then you dance.
Sometimes you actually do your dishes, but in the process you feel like you’ve earned more wine, so you do that too.
Sometimes you’re on your 5th glass of wine and it’s Sunday night.
Sometimes you don’t care.
Sometimes you think, “I’m young and reckless!”
Sometimes you think it’s stupid to think those things.
Sometimes you think that’s why society thinks your generation is a bunch of lazy bums.
Sometimes you think society sucks.
Sometimes you dance around your living room to feel better.
Sometimes it works.
Sometimes you drink more wine.
Sometimes Sundays are super awesome.